Looking for an Adventure?

“Do act mysterious. It always keeps them coming back for more.”
― Carolyn Keene, Nancy's Mysterious Letter

  • Me: *leaving dorm* Like fuck him though. *leaves room*
  • Me: *pops head back in* but not like actually fuck him,you know?
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Hold the fucking phone!!! Jack Tenorman is Cartman’s dad????? What the fuck! I didn’t know this until right now and I am flipping shit,man. Talk about a fucking plot twist.

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the-game-spirit:

the-girl-who-waitedfortheimpala:

Heard you liked this.

i loVE YOU SO MUCH

the-game-spirit:

the-girl-who-waitedfortheimpala:

Heard you liked this.

i loVE YOU SO MUCH

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Quitting college to live amongst the  zebras. Later losers.

Quitting college to live amongst the zebras. Later losers.

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slayboybunny:

if youre feeling like a big awkward fuck up who messes up everything just think about how if u were a character in a work of fiction sooo many people would see your perceived flaws as lovable and endearing character traits and how youd still be their favorite character to draw coffeeshop AUs of regardless

Tagged: #impalamage

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Heard you liked this.

Heard you liked this.

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New pajamas bitches. 
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New pajamas bitches. 

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College life has been super lonely but my parents came to see me…and brought my best Guy friend with them and I think two weeks isn’t such a long time now.

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  • Me: *cries of anguish* I am going to go read slash fanfiction now. *sobs*
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Alright so my school is really old,built in the late 1900’s. My dorm wasn’t built until the late 1990’s so there isn’t much history to the building itself but I want to know….what was here before?

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Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

keepfitstayfab:

  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

that’s damn good advice

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breenwolf:

[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want

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nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

Tagged: #me

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